List: My Listicles | Curated by Dawn Downey

Aug 14, 2021

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My Listicles
Dawn Downey
15 Witty Words That Behave Like their DefinitionsPOLYSYLLABIC is polysyllabic. It’s a syllable quintet.
Sep 25, 2020
Sep 25, 2020
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Dawn Downey
15 Moral Dilemmas of Our TimeA loved one makes misogynistic comments. The loved one is the family’s favorite relative. If you object to the comments, you’ll be…
Oct 25, 2020
Oct 25, 2020
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a Few Words
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Dawn Downey
14 REASONS TO GO FOR A WALK … OUTSIDE … RIGHT NOW.1. Your pants have cobwebs.
 2. Your lungs are bored.
 3. Amazon redirected your search and sent you to Debtors Anonymous dot org.
 4. You…
Dec 21, 2020
Dec 21, 2020
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Dawn Downey
Seven Fragrances1. Dad’s pipe tobacco. All six feet 200 pounds of him watching Gunsmoke on Saturday night, he couldn’t hit while he puffed.
Dec 5, 2020
Dec 5, 2020
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Dawn Downey
A DOZEN REASONS TO PUT OFF
GOING TO THE DOCTORThe pain will go away on its own; it’s only been ten months.
Jan 23, 2021
Jan 23, 2021
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Dawn Downey
THINGS THAT TERRIFIED ME IN 4TH GRADEDad
Feb 13, 2021
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Feb 13, 2021
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In
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Dawn Downey
The Big QuestionsWho invented God?
Apr 18, 2021
Apr 18, 2021
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Dawn Downey
Handy Uses for the Word STOPAround the house:
Stop. I just mopped the floor.
Stop channel-surfing.
Stop the movie. I need popcorn.
Jul 3, 2021
Jul 3, 2021
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Dawn Downey
My Sciatic Nerve Is ScreamingAnd it’s because:
Jul 24, 2021
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Jul 24, 2021
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Dawn Downey
Thoughts I Should BanishThey’re pointless, since I never follow through with action.
Aug 8, 2021
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My Listicles

15 Witty Words That Behave Like their Definitions

POLYSYLLABIC is polysyllabic. It’s a syllable quintet.

15 Moral Dilemmas of Our Time

A loved one makes misogynistic comments. The loved one is the family’s favorite relative. If you object to the comments, you’ll be…

14 REASONS TO GO FOR A WALK … OUTSIDE … RIGHT NOW.

1. Your pants have cobwebs. 2. Your lungs are bored. 3. Amazon redirected your search and sent you to Debtors Anonymous dot org. 4. You…

Seven Fragrances

1. Dad’s pipe tobacco. All six feet 200 pounds of him watching Gunsmoke on Saturday night, he couldn’t hit while he puffed.

A DOZEN REASONS TO PUT OFF GOING TO THE DOCTOR

The pain will go away on its own; it’s only been ten months.

THINGS THAT TERRIFIED ME IN 4TH GRADE

Dad

The Big Questions

Who invented God?

Handy Uses for the Word STOP

Around the house: Stop. I just mopped the floor. Stop channel-surfing. Stop the movie. I need popcorn.

My Sciatic Nerve Is Screaming

And it’s because:

Thoughts I Should Banish

They’re pointless, since I never follow through with action.

Dawn Downey